Marriage Jokes

You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable,
Or get married and wish you were dead.

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At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the
Wrong finger?'
'Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.'

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A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:
'Husband Wanted'.
Next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing:
'You can have mine.'

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When a woman steals your husband,
There is no better revenge than to let her keep him.

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A woman is incomplete until she is married.
Then she is finished.

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A young son asked,
'Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa
A man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?'
Dad replied, 'That happens in every country, son.'

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Then there was a woman, who said,
'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married,
And by then, it was too late.'

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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

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If you want your spouse to listen and
Pay strict attention to every word you say...
Talk in your sleep.

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Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.